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No dog in a film ever asks you to be violent,No dog actor wants you to kill,When there’s a dog in the script,The movie is hip;If you need a true baddy, it’s usually a cat,If you feel like some biffo, a chill pill will fix that; So Wots in the…

I went down to Ikea to learn a new lingo,It isn’t enough to speak the Aussie fluent dingo,The Swedish words that confronted me,Appeared like Scandinavian bingo,And when I started to say those words,My eyes lit up with the jingo. I went to Ikea see their kitchen wares and was drawn…

Why would a farm kid write poetrySuch an odd thing you hardly ever see,But I can imagine a snotty farmer’s kid,hanging out of a tree with the billy lids,Or standing with his cattle dog, while both decide to pee on a log, I can remember a farmer with allergies,Having a…

Wake up to bush poetry Why not wake up to a sando poemWhen u see your friends remember to show emLoneliness will flee, and you’ll be in a state of glee,Because words are like seeds when u sow em. This poem thing began when I lived in the bush,I felt…

Ralphie and Freddy’s bird gang, it lived out on the street,Performing many feathery feats with 50 lorikeets,It flew through countless trees and yet never came to grief,Ralph and Fred had the life of riley but never washed their feet,Each day they dodged and weaved, with their high pitched irritating squeaks,But…

His favourite colour was banana yellow,At 2am he felt kind of mellow,Outside my window he began to bellow,So how did he know he could wake me up,He was as noisy as a young fox terrier pup,Dutifully I filled his enamel cup,Giving him bread and honey to sup. In the spectrum…