United by humor, aussies can easily understand the kiwi icksunt
Tum and Ellysha think that every New Zullander is an ambessador who raises the humor and IQ of Australia.
Why the USA love affair with dogs? Well they get the job done. If you have a rotten relationship, a dog will make you feel everything is ok, the planets are aligned, more than a trite box of chocolates or a selfish cat, which might just wee on your porch in an absent-minded moment.
Litigation the easy way, means you are not shooting them, which must have reduced the overall violence in USA.
Ronny Patel comes from a country where 800 million wives traditionally kick their husbands out of the kitchen.
In the USA there is eccentric enjoyment everywhere; One of the old ladies wanted to hit everyone on the bus…….
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There appeared to be stark differences between country and city women, that may or may not have all had the same security training.
Smog obscures most photos of laudable Chinese achievements. Compared to the slow-moving, sleepy west, visiting China it is like experiencing…
We wanted to hug the entire country, something you can’t say about too many destinations.
Thanh was a 22 year old tour guide in HCM city, getting paid 3 million dong per month, or $133 AU while her mother,
a day’s bus ride away in Tuy Hoa province, cooks for 200,000 dong per month, or $9 AU.
If you are safely crazy then cultivate it, don’t hide it. You will save lives.
Anglo Saxons can learn from migrants but be warned. Sticking to boring foods and being a standoffish snob will never teach our children to communicate so turn off the television, cook with your children, and communicate in a talking kind of way.
The world’s lowest youth suicide rates are among the cultures that love produce, cooking, conversation and talking for hours. They have never lost their sense of community. Can we learn from that?
improve your relationships by cooking food together…………learn from Mediterranean people
You could be a hillbilly or own a whiskey still,And it doesn’t matter if you’re healthy, or living on pills,Maybe you’ve seen a lot of life, and you’re not run of the mill,And you drink at the Town and Country with a bearded chap named Phil,Your pie and chips may…
No dog in a film ever asks you to be violent,No dog actor wants you to kill,When there’s a dog in the script,The movie is hip;If you need a true baddy, it’s usually a cat,If you feel like some biffo, a chill pill will fix that; So Wots in the…
I went down to Ikea to learn a new lingo,It isn’t enough to speak the Aussie fluent dingo,The Swedish words that confronted me,Appeared like Scandinavian bingo,And when I started to say those words,My eyes lit up with the jingo. I went to Ikea see their kitchen wares and was drawn…
Why would a farm kid write poetrySuch an odd thing you hardly ever see,But I can imagine a snotty farmer’s kid,hanging out of a tree with the billy lids,Or standing with his cattle dog, while both decide to pee on a log, I can remember a farmer with allergies,Having a…
Wake up to bush poetry Why not wake up to a sando poemWhen u see your friends remember to show emLoneliness will flee, and you’ll be in a state of glee,Because words are like seeds when u sow em. This poem thing began when I lived in the bush,I felt…
Ralphie and Freddy’s bird gang, it lived out on the street,Performing many feathery feats with 50 lorikeets,It flew through countless trees and yet never came to grief,Ralph and Fred had the life of riley but never washed their feet,Each day they dodged and weaved, with their high pitched irritating squeaks,But…
His favourite colour was banana yellow,At 2am he felt kind of mellow,Outside my window he began to bellow,So how did he know he could wake me up,He was as noisy as a young fox terrier pup,Dutifully I filled his enamel cup,Giving him bread and honey to sup. In the spectrum…
Did any old timers have any good days,When all their songs weren’t sad and grave,If love ever occurred, I give you my word,There was usually a tragedy soon to be heard,So which dreary souls dug this emotional hole,Full of grey hyperbole,That still takes its toll, We all like to pretend,Some…
👍🏾👍🏿☕️ Turn on the tap Write more poetry don’t be a sap💐 it’s just like turning on a water tap;🌼 the water flows and your writer’s block goes,🌺 then rhymes that you wrote Will be your best friends i suppose🌷 So don’t be a goose,💐 Just cultivate your…
👍🏼👍🏽☕️poetry Painting with words Awake 2001: Traditionally, poetry is renowned for COMPRESSING considerable thought into few words. The World Book Encyclopedia states that poetic words “suggest much more than they say. They stir your imagination . . . The language of poetry is packed under PRESSURE, and the meaning of a single word may…
