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You could be a hillbilly or own a whiskey still,And it doesn’t matter if you’re healthy, or living on pills,Maybe you’ve seen a lot of life, and you’re not run of the mill,And you drink at the Town and Country with a bearded chap named Phil,Your pie and chips may…

No dog in a film ever asks you to be violent,No dog actor wants you to kill,When there’s a dog in the script,The movie is hip;If you need a true baddy, it’s usually a cat,If you feel like some biffo, a chill pill will fix that; So Wots in the…

I went down to Ikea to learn a new lingo,It isn’t enough to speak the Aussie fluent dingo,The Swedish words that confronted me,Appeared like Scandinavian bingo,And when I started to say those words,My eyes lit up with the jingo. I went to Ikea see their kitchen wares and was drawn…

Why would a farm kid write poetrySuch an odd thing you hardly ever see,But I can imagine a snotty farmer’s kid,hanging out of a tree with the billy lids,Or standing with his cattle dog, while both decide to pee on a log, I can remember a farmer with allergies,Having a…

Wake up to bush poetry Why not wake up to a sando poemWhen u see your friends remember to show emLoneliness will flee, and you’ll be in a state of glee,Because words are like seeds when u sow em. This poem thing began when I lived in the bush,I felt…

Ralphie and Freddy’s bird gang, it lived out on the street,Performing many feathery feats with 50 lorikeets,It flew through countless trees and yet never came to grief,Ralph and Fred had the life of riley but never washed their feet,Each day they dodged and weaved, with their high pitched irritating squeaks,But…

His favourite colour was banana yellow,At 2am he felt kind of mellow,Outside my window he began to bellow,So how did he know he could wake me up,He was as noisy as a young fox terrier pup,Dutifully I filled his enamel cup,Giving him bread and honey to sup. In the spectrum…

👍🏾👍🏿☕️ Turn on the tap   Write more poetry don’t be a sap💐 it’s just like turning on a water tap;🌼 the water flows and your writer’s block goes,🌺 then rhymes that you wrote Will be your best friends i suppose🌷   So don’t be a goose,💐 Just cultivate your…

👍🏼👍🏽☕️poetry Painting with words Awake 2001: Traditionally, poetry is renowned for COMPRESSING considerable thought into few words. The World Book Encyclopedia states that poetic words “suggest much more than they say. They stir your imagination . . . The language of poetry is packed under PRESSURE, and the meaning of a single word may…

Hairdresser Cherie Hill helps a journalist on his bad hair day. The hair industry is increasing its client base as men discover hair colour and follicle liberation. I was facing a scary job interview and some un-cool grey hair was looking back from my mirror. It is a fearful prospect…